I like long walks on the beach, sippin on 40's.  Been in Vegas since '95.  Raised in Niagara Falls, NY.

Ahh the glory days: Hangin out at Tom & Jerry's!  Throwing parties at the Bock house.  Being in good enough shape to play rugby.  Running a 4.3 - 40 and benching 400.  Have you seen my beach ball?  Working at Gordon Biersch, back when it first opened.  The worste nicknames like Buzz, Screech, and Rizzzoo.  The good ones like... Rivers. 

Not doing so bad.  I live with the love of my life, Venessa.  She's a sweet heart.  Except for when she's popping pimples on my back and waxing my butt.  She's a corrections officer at Box, the body waxing boutique.  Still make time to have lunch with Toey D a couple times a year.  My little bro Chris is my only blood in town.  He's got the life, living a dream at Margaritaville.  Good thing for the remaining crew from the glory days.  I think of them as family.  The drinking buddy side of them is going down hill.  We're getting old.  Maybe we just used to be drunks! 

I work for myself, running Energy Distributing with my good friend, Crazy Don Crancer.  Energy Squared Energy Drink is the best in town.  If you don't believe me, you never had it!  We have over 100 accounts in Vegas.  Going out of town and starting up other markets is a good time.  My boy Damer's is killing it out in San Fran.  Waiting to see how Southern will do in Reno.  It's on the gun.  So if you run a bar, you don't have to pay for the can.  That's the most expensive part.  I should be rich, but we don't charge enough.  If you don't have it in your place, I can hook you up with the deal of the century!